Posted on 08/02/2010 8:24:40 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Why where people so inclined to vote Dem so much for the past 50 years? I don’t get it. I do know the Dems were sort of Conservative back in the 50’s and 60’s.
Here is the IBD editorial Rush was reading:
The Unions. It wasn’t until Unions started killing corporations, towns, etc. that the Repubs even had a chance.
Who ties her shoes?
I am sure she has no end of volunteers.
Thanks
Did Rush just go John Lennon on us?
I was listening to WLS on line..it went dead...had to reboot the site.
Singer Lady Gaga joined the chorus of critics blasting Arizona’s controversial new immigration law during a sold-out concert in Phoenix this weekend, the Arizona Republic reported.
“We have to be active. We have to protest. . . . I will yell and I will scream louder,” the 24-year-old pop sensation told the sold-out audience at the US Airways Center. “I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will peaceably protest this state.”
Polls find a majority of Americans support Arizona’s SB 1070 law, which cracks down on illegal immigration, but the law has become a charged issue for critics and supporters alike.
A federal judge blocked the part of the law - which went into effect July 29 - that allowed police to detain people on suspected of being illegal immigrants as a violation of the constitutional ban on unreasonable search and seizure.
During Saturday’s concert, Lady Gaga told the crowd about a boy she met earlier in the day who’s home was raided over “a parking ticket or something,” and whose brother was deported to Mexico, the newspaper reported.
Calling the case “disgusting,” the star, whose real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, dedicated the song “You and I” to the boy.
“I think it’s important that people understand that it’s a state of emergency for this place and this state,” she said.
But Lady Gaga stopped short of dumping her Arizona tour dates like big name acts Kanye West and Rage Against the Machine who boycotted the state in protest of SB 1070.
“I got a phone call from a couple really big rock and rollers, big pop stars, big rap artists, and they said, ‘We’d like you to boycott Arizona . . . because of SB 1070,” she told the cheering crowd.
“I said, ‘Do you really think that us dumb (expletive) pop stars are going to collapse the economy of Arizona?”
Like the K cars you where telling me about?
Didnt it hiccup friday as well?
Thats why I still use the old AM.
I have 2 grundigs blasting
Exactly.
BTW. I can actually pick up WLS down here in texas on the radio.
Works best in winter at night, But I get it.
To make that analogy work all the attorney’s work would be “pro boner”.
My family is part of the Native American deal. I say keep the ILLEGALS OUT! The US grows enough of our own criminals without importing any more of them!
I also say stop the anchor babies! That is just stupid! Stop government handouts to people who are here ILLEGALLY NOW! Take care of our own before we go extending benefits to those who break our laws by invading our country.
LOL.
I meant when libs say we stole it from them.
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