Posted on 08/02/2010 8:24:40 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What’s a Gaga? Two “G’s” froma gag gag?
LOL.
“Be a good Cracker.”
I didn’t know Andy Griffith was such a lib.
He sure is.
He played it on 24/7, it was an ad parody...not to a song.
I hope Rush plays it today sometime.
I didn’t know about Andy Griffith. Too bad.
WTF is this caller babbling about?
Mmmm...Mmmm..Mmmmm.... Good Cracker!
Idiot alert.
We've been talking about where to retire, maybe we'll move in next door because I love moderate weather.
He’s a nut—I’ve never had a lawyer or a union anywhere near my pay and benefits negotiations.
I’d like to see Fareed compare Government salaries to free market salaries, and then tell us why it such a good idea to raise taxes;
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Where do you see that?
We are to hit 105 here. Possibly 107.
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Was he asking about Rush’s healthcare plan? I have no idea what point he was making.
Thanks. Hope I get to catch it. (Going outside to do some sweating.)
But I hope Rush considers “Little GTO” for a song parody. I think they could have a blast with it.
See what?
Rush’s healthcare plan is PRIVATE PAY!
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