How Does Allah Reward Female Suicide Bombers?

ChicoER ^ | 7/31/10 | Chuck Wolk

[tflabo]

That's a man baby.....

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[OneVike]

I read on a islamic site that the male family members of a female suicide bomber get a free pass into paradise.

Sounds about right. Any way a male Muslim can figure out a way to make it to their so-called paradise will do for them.

Unfortunately, many many Muslims are going to be sadly disappointing when they find out how hot their paradise is going to be.

[OneVike]

Can’t wait for the season to start.

Pre-season begins in just a few weeks.

[null and void]

It sounds like when a Muslim offs himself he goes to Hollywood or Las Vegas instead of Heaven.

The phrase I use is:

"that whorehouse-in-the-sky they call heaven..."

[beethovenfan]

72 likenesses of Al Gore??

[culpeper]

Actually 08 August, Hall of Fame game. http://www.profootballhof.com/enshrinement/2010_hof_game.aspx
Bengals Cowboys

[null and void]

Yes, this is truly a religion born strait out of hell.

Quite literally.

Real Prophets climb mountains to be closer to God.
They don't crawl into holes to listen to the hissings of The Serpent.

[null and void]

Unfortunately, many many Muslims are going to be sadly disappointing when they find out how hot their paradise is going to be.

But at least it's a dry heat...

[Rennes Templar]

Does your screen name have anything to do with your football team preference?

[caww]

and they thought the Middle East was dry! No quenching of their thirst will be found where they are.

[Tennessee Nana]

No whiskers in the vanity ???

No undies on the floor ???

The toilet seat down ???

Oh Nirvana !!!

[CarWashMan]

There are 2 types of muslims.

Radical muslims are shooting at you.

Moderate muslims are reloading.

[bmwcyle]

Yes Satan loves it.

[OneVike]

Yes, my blood has a strange ting of purple to it, and every January I cry purple buckets of tears. Have been since I was a wee boy growing up in Duluth Minn. in the 60”s.

[Jack Hydrazine]

How about 72 virgin lesbians?

[US_MilitaryRules]

They get 72 blown up male homicide bombers and she has to put them back together, piece by piece! lol

[OneVike]

But at least it's a dry heat...

So dry they will be begging Abraham for water.

where THEIR WORM DOES NOT DIE,
AND THE FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED. Mark 9:46

[OneVike]

I will have it TIVO’ed.

I only watch the Super Bowl live, all other football games I watch at my leisure with no commercials.

However, the Superbowl many times is so bad that I need to watch the commercials for entertainment.

[OneVike]

They get 72 blown up male homicide bombers and she has to put them back together, piece by piece! lol

That could take an eternity to get the get the guy back together for all the sex he is promised. Especially when they also need to separate the many dead terrorist involved.

Strange sort of foreplay, but whatever turns their crank I guess...LOL