[LibertarianInExile]

I didn’t go to A&M, but sure as hell wouldn’t want any kids of mine going to TU. Best ripostes I’ve heard to Aggie jokes:

Q: Why are there so many Aggie jokes?
A: Serving lattes gives you plenty of time to think up new ones.

Q: What’s the difference between an engineer from TU and an engineer from Aggieland?
A: Engineers from Aggieland don’t all work for Amtrak.

Q: Why don’t Aggies make up more Teasip jokes?
A: They all have families and jobs to worry about.

[Trajan88]

nice.

[Richard Kimball]

Hear about the Cessna that crashed into the cemetery next to College Station? So far they've recovered over 800 bodies.

Two Aggies are flying a plane and the engines cut off. One says, "Oh no! We're at 10,000 feet and out of fuel! No one will ever find us up here!"

An Aggie comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He starts crying and gets a pistol out of the top drawer and points it at his head. His wife laughs and he says, "You'd better not laugh! You're next!"

Know how to get an Aggie coed into your room? Butter her hips and push like hell.