[Richard Kimball]

Hear about the Cessna that crashed into the cemetery next to College Station? So far they've recovered over 800 bodies.

Two Aggies are flying a plane and the engines cut off. One says, "Oh no! We're at 10,000 feet and out of fuel! No one will ever find us up here!"

An Aggie comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He starts crying and gets a pistol out of the top drawer and points it at his head. His wife laughs and he says, "You'd better not laugh! You're next!"

Know how to get an Aggie coed into your room? Butter her hips and push like hell.

[LibertarianInExile]

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with Aggie jokes. There’s one in the governor’s office right now. I just figure Texans know the jokes aren’t really accurate, that there’s something about TU that ain’t quite right, seeing as how the last TU graduate to run the state did so during the Carter presidency.

Or did y’all want to claim Ann Richards?