Posted on 07/30/2010 1:44:26 PM PDT by dead
I didn’t go to A&M, but sure as hell wouldn’t want any kids of mine going to TU. Best ripostes I’ve heard to Aggie jokes:
Q: Why are there so many Aggie jokes?
A: Serving lattes gives you plenty of time to think up new ones.
Q: What’s the difference between an engineer from TU and an engineer from Aggieland?
A: Engineers from Aggieland don’t all work for Amtrak.
Q: Why don’t Aggies make up more Teasip jokes?
A: They all have families and jobs to worry about.
A&M won’t leave ... they’d have to rewrite their fight song.
nice.
the Aggies do have a huge following - but those of us who are not Aggies, love to watch their fans - where else do you see men lined up “butts to nuts” and proud of it?
Two Aggies are flying a plane and the engines cut off. One says, "Oh no! We're at 10,000 feet and out of fuel! No one will ever find us up here!"
An Aggie comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He starts crying and gets a pistol out of the top drawer and points it at his head. His wife laughs and he says, "You'd better not laugh! You're next!"
Know how to get an Aggie coed into your room? Butter her hips and push like hell.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with Aggie jokes. There’s one in the governor’s office right now. I just figure Texans know the jokes aren’t really accurate, that there’s something about TU that ain’t quite right, seeing as how the last TU graduate to run the state did so during the Carter presidency.
Or did y’all want to claim Ann Richards?
Ann was a Baylor grad.
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