Posted on 07/29/2010 8:25:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What? No Co? (Coach)
Gu is so yesterday.
Well maybe so but I have come to the conclusion that Rush just has lost his edge lately and as I used to burn some of his ‘best’ shows to DVD’s to send to non-believers, but those shows are few and far between any more. Anyway, don’t re-up and see if he drops you, doubt it.
Give me a Chris Plante or Mark Levin any day before Rush. Yah I’m here now because nothing else is on right now.
Hey Jose,
The only reason the illegal immigrants are so “vulnerable” is because the Government of Mexico has made them that way. If we really cared about the Mexican people, we would build a wall to force them to hold their own government accountable.
I wonder if Maude Behar wore the knee pads Rush sent her the other day....
She cut her teeth on Coach and Dooney, I wish that was all she spent. :o(
The Barnacle Brothers always makes me laugh...
Help Bradley Manning Because true heroism merits no punishment
How is she on Hermes?
I like Hermes :)
NYT named current Supreme Court the Most Conservative Court in decades and 4 votes out of 9 declared the 2nd Amendment doesn’t exist!
That is so intuitive! Call me a racist but I prefer Indian Engineers or Vietnamese Physicians to immigrate before unskilled labor suppressing wages, we already have enough of them on welfare.
I'm not quite sure what to make of this one.
I’m for any legal immigrant being granted access, so long as they want to become a PROUD AMERICAN. But this whole “mexico” immigrant debate is nothing but a shift of blame from the Government of Mexico onto the citizenry of the US.
This shift of blame is being executed by our own federal government, supposedely empowered by the same citizenry, and also by the media, who supposedly is subjected to the market of ideas. We know neither of these “supposedlies” are true.
how true.
We can call ourselves documented patriots.
It’s Hermès, you forgot the accent grave or is it aigu? hehehe...WHO KNEW I’M A FRENCH GRAMMAR NAZI?!!!! HEHEHE...
She has four scarfs, please don’t get her started on bags!
Mongrel refers to mixed ancestry: In botany, a mongrel may refer to the offspring of varieties of a species which was in contrast to a hybrid;
Evidence Ties Manning to Afghan Leaks
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704532204575397141587756232.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
In my case, I’m not mongrel. I’m feral.
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