[Vigilanteman]

Poor Dear Leader. He's had such a hard time strutting about the world and he needs to be cheered up.

Does anyone recall Laura Bush asking his supporters to send him birthday greetings when he was getting hammered far worse?

If you don't feel like venting on Dear Leader's website, you may do it here.

[Stormdog]

Dear Mr. President,
In honor of your birthday(?) I’ve procured a very special treatise that I think that you will enjoy. I know that you dabble in economics and from the way things are going, I think that you may have read this book. But, if you haven’t please accept this copy of, “Zimbabwe, The Economic Miracle of Africa” by Robert Mugabe. There are a few tips by that great economist and statesman that maybe you can use to help us recover just like Mugabe did with Zimbabwe! I think you’ll enjoy the part about printing money. (I think that you may have done the same thing but gave it a different name; stimulus I think or something to that effect).
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the book. Maybe you can give it a look on your vacation next week. It’s a great beach read.

Again, Happy Birthday, (I think).

Sincerely,
Joe B

[kcvl]

Pandering are we Michelle? Low poll numbers will cause that.

[TigersEye]

Sure. The same way I write my name in the snow.

[SandRat]

Hey B.H.O.!

Money’s tight
Times are Hard
Here’s your F’ing Birthday Card.

[sbMKE]

49th birthday - is the traditional gift goats or stoning an infidel? I forget.

[Enough_Deceit]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your administration’s policies
can be likened to poo.

[stbdside]

Just use a fictional name, like Heywood Jablome.

[Stultis]

Dear Peasants.

I’ll be too busy spending your money in Spain to attend to Barry’s birthday, so why don’t you all take care of that?

P.S.
You’re fat.

MObama