Will you sign Barack's birthday card? (Barf Alert)

Organizing for America ^ | 27 July 2010 | Michelle Obama

[Cheesel]

Oh I’ll sign it—I’ll sign it “GO TO HELL, YOU SOB!!!”

[King Moonracer]

How does one say “Happy Birthday” in Wookie, anyway?

Its the sound BO makes when Michelle scrapes her makeup off.

[b4its2late]

[FrankR]

Roses are Red,
Violets Are Blue;
We've never had a president,
as horrible as you.

We're not at all sure,
your real age, you see;
You are still hiding,
your C.O.L.B.


Enjoy while you can,
all the reparations;
Play lots of golf,
Take lots of vacations.

You're stylin' it now,
Crimson and clover;
But it's not very long,
'til the joy ride is over.

You've stained our land,
_Resident Barack;
But like it or not,
we're taking it back.

So this is your birthday,
forty-nine? That's swell;
We hope you see Fifty,
Rotting in Jail.

[Stormdog]

Dear Mr. President,
In honor of your birthday(?) I’ve procured a very special treatise that I think that you will enjoy. I know that you dabble in economics and from the way things are going, I think that you may have read this book. But, if you haven’t please accept this copy of, “Zimbabwe, The Economic Miracle of Africa” by Robert Mugabe. There are a few tips by that great economist and statesman that maybe you can use to help us recover just like Mugabe did with Zimbabwe! I think you’ll enjoy the part about printing money. (I think that you may have done the same thing but gave it a different name; stimulus I think or something to that effect).
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the book. Maybe you can give it a look on your vacation next week. It’s a great beach read.

Again, Happy Birthday, (I think).

Sincerely,
Joe B

[kcvl]

Pandering are we Michelle? Low poll numbers will cause that.

[kiltie65]

My thots’ exactly. I’d never celebrate HIS birthday with a card, but more especially so with no legitimate birth certificate...the guy is a Cyborg, or was hatched, for all we know.

[redshawk]

Perfect pic.

I was going to reply to this thread this way, “I'll sign if only I can sign using ‘one’ finger...and it will not be my ring finger”.

I like your response better. (is that real or photoshop?)

[TigersEye]

Sure. The same way I write my name in the snow.

[TheThinker]

This is kind of rhetorical question but what is a fitting birthday gift for a president who has turned a once vibrant economy into a flaming bag of poop?

Yes, how does one congratulate an aspiring executioner of freedom, a murderer of dreams?

[Candor7]

Happy Birthday Mr. Soetoro, and how many more do you think you have?

[Vendome]

LOL, I have no idea! I copied it from some other site.

Seems pretty detailed to be natural.

[SandRat]

Hey B.H.O.!

Money’s tight
Times are Hard
Here’s your F’ing Birthday Card.

[sbMKE]

49th birthday - is the traditional gift goats or stoning an infidel? I forget.

[Enough_Deceit]

I love your poem!

[Enough_Deceit]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your administration’s policies
can be likened to poo.

[FrankR]

thanks...it’s hard to cover all of his tyranny in one poem, but a chip at a time eventually brings the wall down.

[stbdside]

Just use a fictional name, like Heywood Jablome.

[Stultis]

Dear Peasants.

I’ll be too busy spending your money in Spain to attend to Barry’s birthday, so why don’t you all take care of that?

P.S.
You’re fat.

MObama

[Stultis]

Just use a fictional name, like Heywood Jablome.

I think Larry Sinclair already took that one.