Oh, yeah! It really had the police stumped for a while. Alan would come home and his son would say "You
have to hear this, daddy!" and hit the play button on the answering machine. Here's one that the police said was clean enough to release to the public.
"You're a freaking idiot! You must be the biggest moron on the planet you Jack Wagon!!! What kind of a jerk would tell me to share my toys with every stinking kid on the block? I hope you slip and hit your head in the bathtub again!!!"