Posted on 07/23/2010 8:10:53 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hot pong
Holy Carp! It aint 96 here in Texas.
I grew up in NE Ohio and thats some miserable sleepin weather when you dont have AC
Charlie Rangel, Luke Russert Spar Over ‘Dumb Question’ in Ethics Interview
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/07/23/charlie-rangel-luke-russert-spar-over-dumb-question-in-ethics/
Shit, local McDonald’s is paying 11 bucks an hour to clean up. 40 hours to boot.
If Luke had any cojones he would have asked ole Charile a follow up question when he apologized. hehehe...
Something his daddy rarely did.
don’t melt, sugar..
I could probably have chickens but a pig or cow in my city lot would croud me out
I need to get a chest freezer and put my pig or 1/2 cow in there
Funnest job ever, you’d have everyone in stitches.
Yow!
To bad that dont go far in Chicago.
Work 40 and the gov takes its cut.
Thats what? 1.2K a month?
WooHoo!
Now WMAL is talking about the Charlie Rangel blow up!
You mean tease the customers?
It sucks.
7mph winds? LoL!
Wow. That’s pretty good. Plus, if you’re motivated, you can get into their management program
They only pay $9 an hour to start here. I still nake more than that on unemploynent
Yep, and I bet charlie the tuna would have cut and run.
Thanks, so tired of it.
Yup.
Pocket money for a teen.
But nothing you can live on.
I see all adults working these jobs now.
I have 35 year olds asking for jobs cutting the lawn.
Times are lean
Kids cant get the work because adults are taking it.
It was 88 in my car an hour ago. Supposed to hit 107 today
Luckily, my BIL is in town with his boat and we’re going to the lake later
Tolerance of some of your coworkers could be a b**** as well.
Judging by my past encounters, GS-8's have to travel in groups of four or more so that the accumulative IQ goes into double digits and they can hold a three-hour meeting to decide how to pour sand out of a boot.
Back when I was working in Aerospace, we had a DOD "genius" spend twenty minutes in a Pretest Meeting raising he** because we weren't measuring compressive loads in any of the parachute harnesses. He's probably still looking for the guy who asked him how he expected us to push a rope. (snicker....yup, I really did)
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