So you want me to explain the joke to them?
Uh, no.
LOL
"Mister, you're talkin' to a proud graduate of Texas A&M.
"And that big fella at the end of the bar ... that's my brother Billy Dale; another graduate of Texas A&M.
"And the hefty dude playing the jukebox ... That's my Uncle James, one more graduate of Texas A&M."
"Now think, mister. Are you sure you wanna tell your Aggie joke?"