Perhaps he needs to be known as Perquisitus Maximus?
Perq, shortened form of Perquisite
per·qui·site/ˈpɜrkwəzɪt/
noun
1. an incidental payment, benefit, privilege, or advantage over and above regular income, salary, or wages: Among the president's perquisites were free use of a company car and paid membership in a country club.
2. a gratuity or tip.
3. something demanded or due as a particular privilege: homage that was once the perquisite of royalty.
Origin: 140050; late ME < ML perquīsītum something acquired, n. use of neut. of L perquīsītus (ptp. of perquīrere to search everywhere for, inquire diligently).
perquisite. Dictionary.com. Dictionary.com Unabridged. Random House, Inc. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/perquisite (accessed: July 21, 2010).
Hmmm..diligent? Maybe not...except in the grabbing of more, More, MORE!
Well said ! Has a nice ring to it. LOL