This past weekend I took my family to Barton Spring park to go swimming. Out front were a few kids waving around Free Gaza signs and asking people to sign petitions.
Not to waste a good opportunity in front of quite a few people I said, “This is great! I can’t believe people are finally getting it.” All these little Marxists were all happy that I was on the same page with them. My wife put her head in her hands because she knew what was coming next.
I walk up to the girl with the Rachel Corrie shirt on,(Didn’t want to do the Che thing) take the pen and while I am signing a false name I say, “People who finally believe that the Palestinians need to go back to Jordan. That someone is finally smart enough to know that Trans Jordan was separated into two states back in 48. That freeing Gaza of all those foul smelling terrorists is the best thing that can happen to peace.”
I drop the pen and petition and in front of everyone say, “this is what you are learning in school? How to be an uninformed useful idiot?”
A big round of applause ensued. When we left the pool they were no where to be found.
Lol! Heehee!
You have a classier style than me. I usually stand opposite them with signs saying “Free Gaza—Destroy Hamas!”