Posted on 07/18/2010 6:12:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.
Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.
"She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it," he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.
Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.
Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.
"I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions," Weiner said. "I expect my client will be full vindicated."
Now, that’s a headline that you don’t see every day...
What? No “mans’ best friend” references?
Yes there are reasons we have laws period and the problem with the system is it enforces them with whomever they please and disregard those they please. Without impartiality and honor the legal systems cannot and will not stand. The Justice Department has made the stand so it is up to us to fix it or allow the strongest to survive.
It is not funny. It is sick.
Sounds like they're more than friends.
..and the dog replied, “Rut Roh”.
Now that we’re here, the mods will probably take a closer look. Cache it while you can!
Find some sense, will you?
I’m starting to wonder if they follow me around looking for sick threads. If so...well played.
He probably closed his eyes and just concentrated on the name.
maybe even used a bag over the dog's head?
It could have been sick but the Christie Brinkley part put this story solidly in the FUNNY category.
This was definitely a NEWS story. I wouldn't be surprised if the trial ends up on Court TV.
You're missing the point. You are being immature and disgusting. I don't come to FR to get the latest deviant sex news and I definitely don't want my daughter exposed to it.
Thanks for the ping, but I’m not going to read this thread.
Knick-knack, patty-whack....
S’Okay. You probably know the ending, anyway.
Christie Brinkley’s a dog?
Whodathunkit!
Now shoot this guy and leave his corpse for ravenous dogs.
I wonder why the lavender mafia crowd only single out homosexuality from this list as being “ok”. Why don’t they stand up for the rights of ALL lovers?
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