“Whaddaya mean, the Black Pampers are racist? They’re black! They can’t be racist!”
Makes me think back to a guy asking for money at my door. When I said no, he asked if I had heard this town was a racist town. I said, "Why yes, the blacks here are extremely racist." He huffed and said that's not what he meant, "blacks can't be racist."
I guess he didn't realize asking a white person if he's racist is a racist thing to do.