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1 posted on 07/09/2010 5:12:12 PM PDT by cruise_missile
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Fake But Accurate
2 posted on 07/09/2010 5:13:20 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: cruise_missile

lol.

What’s funny is that I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this were actually true.

I’ve learned that there is no such thing as “now I’ve heard everything” when it comes to this administration.

You’ve NEVER heard everything.


3 posted on 07/09/2010 5:16:44 PM PDT by AAABEST (Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
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LOL...that’s about the only thing NASA and Iran have in common: Moon rocks and moonbats.


4 posted on 07/09/2010 5:16:49 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Washington, we Texans want a divorce!)
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To: cruise_missile

Sometimes ‘humor’ isn’t funny, as in this case. In My Old School Humble Opinion (IMOSHO)


6 posted on 07/09/2010 5:17:44 PM PDT by J Edgar
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To: cruise_missile

You almost can’t parody this administration anymore...


8 posted on 07/09/2010 5:21:07 PM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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Oh for CRYIN OUT LOUD. We should be condemning these stonings, not giving them rocks from the moon to PERPETRATE them. Don’t they know that this makes us culpable in a CriMe AgainT HUmaNitY>>>?


9 posted on 07/09/2010 5:21:08 PM PDT by ichabod1 (Hitler Was Their Fate and their Fate Could Not Be Stayed. Von Braustitch.)
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To: cruise_missile

LOL post of the day!


12 posted on 07/09/2010 5:34:32 PM PDT by jtal
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They would probably consider the Moon rocks to be the Seven Daughters of Allah (from Allah’s days as part of a polytheistic religion) and want to destroy the rocks because they offend their delicate musllim sensitivities.


13 posted on 07/09/2010 5:41:52 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Obama is like a rocket scientist....who's trying to do brain surgery with a hammer.)
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To: cruise_missile
You realize, don't you, that Obama's secret plan is to use NASA to build the first Mosque on the moon? ;-)

[insert photoshop of "man in the moon with Islamic beard" here]

-PJ

17 posted on 07/09/2010 7:34:01 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: cruise_missile

BTW, best use of irony in a long while.


24 posted on 07/10/2010 10:25:03 AM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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"In a further initiative, NASA Administrator Bolden announced that, despite the fact that a majority of the common names of visible stars in the sky are Arabic either in origin or in fact (e.g. Betelgeuse), NASA will direct the names of all other stars be changed to Muslim terms from their current Latin or Greek references.  A proposal to extend this renaming scheme to the constellations as well is also under consideration.

As the first measure of this new initiative, it has been agreed that the name of the brightest star in the heavens (currently Sirius, otherwise known as the "Dog Star") will be changed immediately to "Barack Hussein Obama", since this would seem to be the most appropriate (sic).  When a perplexed science reporter was prompted to ask him- "Sirius?", Golden quickly responded, "Indeed we are!"

In an adjunct policy, an Executive Order was to be issued within a few days, barring the well-known "International Star Registry" from issuing any more star names to the public, as this would conflict with the previous initiative and be insensitive to the Muslim outreach program."

29 posted on 07/11/2010 11:03:49 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Bolden Going Where No Man Has Dreamed To Go Before...")
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