[MrB]

receiving end of sanctimony

two answers:
"did I ask for your opinion?"
"when I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

[green iguana]

two answers:

"did I ask for your opinion?"

"when I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

Now that's funny. I'm going to have to use those - preferably with the second one coming after the response to the first.