NASA's Plan: Muslims in Space

inn ^ | 7/6/10 | Daniel Greenfield

[Nachum]

In this spoof, NASA has a new plan for reaching out to Muslims and making them feel good about their historic contributions to science. Barack H. Obama 666 Pennsylvania Ave Washington, DC 20006

Dear Sir,

I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your cancellation of the space shuttle and any replacement launch vehicle for it, forcing us to rely on Russian Soyuz ships and their space program, which can't It will take approximately 3000 suicide bombers within the SRB's to provide adequate liftoff thrust for the shuttle launch. All systems go! even seem to dock with the ISS Space Station. Your wise decision in this regard, as well as your cancellation of any return trip to the moon, has caused us to reevaluate many of our programs, including the search for intelligent life on earth. We understand of course that space exploration must take a backseat to more important matters, such as bailing out the car companies and banks who contributed to your campaign. And of course the White House entertainment budget. Your historic actions since taking office have truly challenged us as an agency. We can only hope to one day be able to return the favor.

[Nachum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV9BPyWCKTg

[Uncle Miltie]

Can we send ALL Muslims into space?

[Uncle Miltie]

Muslims can visit their big black rock!

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

Would someone remind me what the great Muslim accomplishments in Science and Math are?

[RedMDer]

Why don’t they just use Screwy Louie’s Mother Wheel?

[snarkbait]

Back to testing the effects of vacuum on the unprotected moose-limbs?
In that case, I’m all for it.

[Uncle Miltie]

They invented “Zero”.

No kidding.

Think about it.

[beethovenfan]

Maybe Mel Brooks can make a movie about this...

[Uncle Miltie]

(Well, maybe not really, but it made for a good joke).

[Nachum]

I prefer "Jews in Space" :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jLnrUXJNM

[catman67]

Maybe Major Hassan can be the first Muslim to set foot on the Sun!

[Ben Mugged]

State sponsored religion?

[thethirddegree]

Can we send ALL Muslims into space?

Their religion will gaurantee each one a spot in Hell.

[expatguy]

For someone who “claims” to be a Christian (Despite Hardcore Proof that he is not) he sure does a lot to promote Islam...

[Riodacat]

Deja vu all over again.

[expatguy]

A Muslim Astronaut's Dilemma: How to Face Mecca From Space

[WOBBLY BOB]

so much for these guys...

[Molon Labbie]

In space, no one can hear scream...”Allahu Ackbar!!!”

....To boldly go where no man has gone before...” (because women are not smart or clean enough)

May the Farsi be with you.

[napscoordinator]

I would not oppose giving them the entire planet of Mars or any one they want. They can have it for free.