Man Arrested For Stealing Duck From Park

The Student Operated Press ^ | July 1st, 2010 | Robert Paul Reyes

[Willie Green]

Hmmmmmmm.... I guess BP didn't invite him to the turtle BBQ.
BP is Burning Sea Turtles Alive in the Gulf

[WayneS]

A duck makes a fine meal!

[GeronL]

do we know whether or not this “Chalmet man” was even a citizen yet?

[glorgau]

He should have gotten one of damned Canadian Geese.

[equalitybeforethelaw]

Ashmeer Tahir, 38. Any idea on the origin of Ashmeer?

[AppyPappy]

All that food just sitting around.

[TexasCajun]

BP No Longer Hiring Cajuns

British Petroleum announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup.

Thibodeaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could...

So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice.

[Frenchtown Dan]

Beat me to it.

Way too many of the feathered rats.

[Oberon]

You know, I have no problem with this at all. The guy wasn’t looking for a handout... like any enterprising hunter-gatherer, he went out and rounded up his own meal. I wish everyone on welfare would show that much initiative.

[EggsAckley]

Hmmm....that sort of quacks me up. LOL

[Willie Green]

Ashmeer Tahir, 38. Any idea on the origin of Ashmeer?

Didn't them cajuns come from up in Canada somewhere?

[rod1]

Profile of Obama’s economy. Obviously NPR needs to do a show on the world of hurt American’s are suffering under an uncaring, arrogant leader. But they won’t.

[righttackle44]

Is this the same Duck that was in Sixteen Candles?

[Professional]

In Washington State, we have such a Canadian Geese problem, that we could feed the world. I heard it doesn’t taste very good, but I’m sure with the right recipe, it could taste like Chicken!

When they talk about World Hunger, what they really mean every time, is World Hunger (for your donations).

[freedomlover]

Way too many of the feathered rats.

Hey I resemble that remark!

[ClearBlueSky]

Not our local Cajun, I promise you.
Muslims have to kill SOMETHING- a duck is a start, and keeps’em in practice.

[reagan_fanatic]

There once was a man named Ashmeer
whom all the little animals did fear
Till one day with a bucket
a duck he did pluck it
they say he’ll get out in a year

[nickcarraway]

Woman Caught Stealing Duck From Sacramento Park (Excuse: The duck followed us)/a>

[Political Junkie Too]

I'm confused. Was this a wild duck that was roaming around in the park, or did the park acquire this duck and care for it at the park?

Can one really steal a wild animal?

-PJ

[TheThirdRuffian]

“Any idea on the origin of Ashmeer?”

I’ve had that problem with single-ply.

Switched to double-ply and no more ashmeer.