>> Wait. I thought we were running out of oil??
Yeah, peak oil and all that, right?
The good news is, it appears as though we’re nowhere near running out of bullshit. Maybe we should consider that as an alternative fuel. :-)
I'm really tempted to snag that as a new tag line!
If you did you would know, that once the power of BS is released, no force on earth can control it.
BS is such an unstable and uncontrollable compound, the half life is still unknown. BS long thought safely buried will resurface hundreds, even thousands of years later and spread it's toxin. BS simple creates a life of it's own.
Sadly, the toxins released by BS affect the brain, and worse, BS toxicity is easily spread from person to person.
In one well know case of BS contamination, millions of people were affected, and became what can only be described as stark raving lunatics. They actually voted to put a community organizer into running the most powerful and prosperous country the world had ever seen.
Well, not being contaminated with BS, I'm sure you know the results.
BS: world’s most abundant substance!
BINGO! You have hit the nail on the head.