Posted on 06/29/2010 6:46:24 PM PDT by naturalman1975
DARWIN'S prostitutes and local ladies have been busy trying to keep pace with the swell of cute, horny US seamen on our shores.
But they must be more than capable because at least one chemist is reporting low condom stocks and a number of Navy blokes asking about Viagra.
USS Peleliu and USS Pearl Harbor have docked at Fort Hill Wharf and unleashed hundreds of young, well-cut and hot-to-trot sailors.
Ship rules mean no sex on board - beyond what's on offer in a magazine. Michelle Love, who operates Blondies in Darwin, said her 30 girls had been kept busy servicing the Yankees. But she said the increase in US clients had been offset by a temporary slide of local customers - suspected of either being jealous or considerate.
"Most of the local boys don't even call when the boats are in town. They probably think the girls are busy and worn out or they may get their noses out of joint," she said.
Ms Love said the US boys were never any problems - "they treat the girls like gold".
She said the only possible issue was competition from the amateurs.
"Every horny woman comes out of the woodwork," she said. "But there's enough to go around."
Taxi drivers are also enjoying a business boom. They've reported dropping off lusty groups at hotels who use rooms for short periods.
A Darwin driver delivered two ladies for a rendezvous with Navy sorts yesterday.
"One told me, 'Oh honey, I might call you later to pick me up again - I got a couple of jobs'," the driver said. "She said she can make up to $4000 a day because she's so busy."
A chemist assistant in Darwin's CBD reported a spike in condom sales yesterday.
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Yes, temps. Perhaps one of your daughters is available?
If that offends you, remember, the temps you refer to are somebody’s daughters.
I am really heartsick about the references to the prostitutes on this thread. There seems to be no concern whatsoever about whether this behavior offends God or hurts anybody (the whore, the john, the john’s family, the unintended babies created. . .)
“Ship rules mean no sex on board”
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The demise of “don’t ask-don’t tell” will change all that!
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Well, I wouldn't know about that, but I would say that you're the only ones who would wish a fatal venereal disease on your fellow human beings. That qualifies you as virtuous, I suppose, and the rest of us as sinful. Have a very nice evening.
As a former Naval enlisted
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Yes, I can ‘feel your pain’.
I can remember the distinct lack of reading rooms etc when visiting such dull ports as Bangkok, Manila, Hong Kong and several other various cities in the Far East.
Olangapo PI had a definite lack of reading rooms etc and it was hard pressed to find something to do.
However there was ALWAYS some SYT around to help pass the time.
Ah, the memories of a ‘glorious youth’ on Unka Sugahs dime...
Some people ought to try the 24/7 routine, under a constant stage of semi-siege, then tell me how they act after being ‘penned up’ for days/weeks/months etc at a time.
I have not wished a fatal venereal disease on anybody. What are you talking about?
Pulled into Darwin a few times, Perth twice, Mackay and Brisbane but Perth was the only port I went to when I was single. I don’t recall hookers being a necessity there, plenty of women available for all. I guess an LHA and LSD together would push a small place like Darwin to the limits though especially if they have Marines onboard, which I assume they do.
Great.
I see the name of my old gray lady, the USS Peleliu...
And it’s a story about prostitutes.
(sigh)
When the Peleliu went to Freemantle, Australia back in ‘94, and I spent five days there, I did not see a single unattractive female the entire time I was there.
I behaved myself, though. I was married at the time.
Well, I am in agreement with you. The last time I looked, the Bible had not been altered to include only 9 commandments. Is is ironic that people here will criticize Bill Clinton for his sexual escapades, but excuse it in the military. Why is that, I wonder?
So much for the idea of an officer and a gentleman.
officer and a gentleman are apparently 2 very different people
Yes, men protect women. They don’t exploit them.
I heard that to from a old Sac pilot and pilot then flight engineer for a major US airline.
I hear you.
As in "The Few, The Proud...
She also told said that there was a constant parade of Australian women .. married and single .. headed for the docks whenever an American ship or flotilla came in to Brisbane. Although it was never specifically stated, I'm sure she was in that crowd somewhere in her younger days as a Bunny in the Brisbane Playboy Club.
You would think they would be self contained, getting all the action onboard ship.
“Our lads are laid, our anchors are weighed, and we’re the fools that our mother’s made.” - Old Navy saying
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