Ban everything!
rock climbing
snow mobiles
jet skis
mountain biking
beef
pork
meat all together
SUVs
motorcycles
scuba diving
rifles
pistols
anything that goes boom
fireworks
NASCAR
private airplanes
aluminum cans
glass bottles
deodorant
plastic bottles
food colorings
pesticides
herbicides
fungicides
cell phones
power lines
fluoride in water
coal power plants
nuclear power plants
artificial colors
artificial sweeteners
artificial aromatics
preservatives
hunting
ATVs
skiing
water skiing
boats
irradiation of food
Even the mention of God in public schools is somehow threatening to some.
I think we should ban everything!
In fact, if the liberals start killing themselves off they’d save the planet by reducing the carbon footprint.