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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^
| 06/29/10
| Jim Hoft
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: pandoraou812
Algore knows as much about chakras as he does about the temp of the core of the earth. The 2nd chakra is just below the navel not in the groin area. Or maybe he just wanted her to burp him. lol
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:48:31 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:48:52 AM PDT
by
ican'tbelieveit
(Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team# 36120), KW:Folding)
To: Enterprise
It certainly gives a new mean to a Happy Meal.
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:49:22 AM PDT
by
afnamvet
(Patriots Rising)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
104
posted on
06/29/2010 11:49:41 AM PDT
by
Bubba_Leroy
(The Obamanation Continues)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
This wretch was Vice President of the United States. The Divine One is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG! The Dems have discovered the People are stupid.
Consider the bizarre slugs they have offered up as candidates.
Dukakis: This is how it began.
Clinton: History will be kind to him. He was politically gifted and a lovable old scaliwag. We despised him, but only because we had no idea what kind of Freak Show was awaiting us.
Gore. There is little to say. The mere mention of his name cries, "Io Saturnalia!"
Then Kerry.
They got more and more bizarre and ridiculous. In the case of Kerry, they imagined, "The Suckers will be glad to vote for another JFK from Massachusetts!', but he was so absurd, the suckers gagged on the idea.
So, to cap the farce, they played the Race Card: "They wouldn't DARE not vote for this offering!"
What this has accomplished has been to devalue the "Racist" epithet to being meaningless. Now, everyone is a racist, but none so rabid as those two bizarre freaks in the White House.
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:49:41 AM PDT
by
Gorzaloon
(CNN:AP:etc:Today, President Obama's stool was firm and well-formed. One end was slightly pointed. ")
To: keats5
I am very naive. What is a chakra anyway and why does it need to be released?
To: maggief; Liz; calcowgirl; indylindy; Protect the Bill of Rights
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:50:15 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
To: TommyDale
You really couldn’t make this up.
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:51:16 AM PDT
by
varina davis
(Life is not a dress rehearsal)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Here, Al. Meet Chakra Sulu.
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:51:16 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Anyone can fib. It takes an intellectual to tell a really big lie.)
To: dead
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:51:16 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Wondering how this one will play out? At what point do they DNA the pants...and is permission needed from Gore?
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
But she went along because Gore was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him the royal treatment. Does that mean it comes with "a finish?"
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I’m surprised al didn’t meet her at the door with his family jewels engulfed in a bowl of walnuts.
He coulda said “Hi - I’m Al - and I’m f’in nuts”.
To: tflabo
Ace left out the best part:
"Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."
To: TommyDale
Somewhere out there a poor guy is missing his burrito. LOL
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:53:56 AM PDT
by
dforest
To: Joe 6-pack
I am gonna get in trouble for sitting her laughing out loud. Too funny!
To: MozarkDawg
that was Chaka, but I like the play on words... (rock me chakra?)
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:54:43 AM PDT
by
jurroppi1
(America, do not commit Barry Care-y!)
To: maggief; TommyDale
Supposedly there are 7 chakras. (according to google). I bet Al was taking about
Chakra #1
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Ugh! I’m going to have to stay away from stories about this. I get a visual that makes me want to puke.
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:57:53 AM PDT
by
MEGoody
(Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
To: Bubba_Leroy
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posted on
06/29/2010 11:58:25 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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