Are you running Win7? I'd say it more than accomplishes those goals.
> Any how about the simple feat of being able to copy a directory listing to the clipboard?
Get Cygwin -- it's the free open-source Unix/Bash subsystem. Cygwin
Not on 7 yet. I understand IT has slated the move sometime before the end of the year.
Cygwin...sounds like vast overkill. I’ve got a simple batch file that does the trick, but you have to have at least one folder in a directory to invoke it.