[bill1952]

Okay, dueling accepted:

I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.

If I had my choice I would hang every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

~William Tecumseh Sherman

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

~Thomas Jefferson

[The Comedian]

Sheesh. I capitulate!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.