Exactly.
“No, officer, it’s OK—I blew the guy’s head off with a shotgun whilst he was sleepin’—I swear, he never felt a t’ing. Nuttin’ ta see here, move on, folks.”
Your post reminds me of those Drunk Driving commercials on the air nowadays... “She’s fine right? I was just buzzed, I wasn’t drunk!” (the frenetic activity in the ER comes to a screeching halt and his half-dead wife/girlfriend sits up) The ER nurse says, “Oh.. you didn’t tell us you were just buzzed!” And the woman on the gurney says “Oh, yeah I’m fine”. And the guy says, “Really?” And then everyone turns and says “NO!” and the activity of trying to save her resumes...