German throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer

UK Telegraph ^ | 06/15/2010

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The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members' clubhouse north of Munich on Sunday, according to reports in local media.

The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled.

After making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a construction site, and attempted to drive it to Munich. However, it was not fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a 3-mile traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, according to a report in the English-language newspaper The Local, which cited the daily tz.

He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police.

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The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter, the spokesman added.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

That's the actual headline folks?

[Ultra Sonic 007]

...well all right then.

[hsalaw]

Very mysterious, but hardly breaking news. Nuts, maybe, but not news.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Not breaking, no.

But EXTENDED news, why HECK yes!

[DManA]

Hell’s Angels like dogs.

Muslims hate dogs.

I report, you decide.

[hsalaw]

LOL!

[elkfersupper]

Never abandon your bulldozer, once you decide to twist off.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

O_o

[NonValueAdded]

Very mysterious, but hardly breaking news. Nuts, maybe, but not news.

he did drop his pants

[onona]

Maybe it was a pit bull.........Chet ?

[Pharmboy]

OK...you win. The least probable headline I would have EVER expected to see.

Well, maybe this one would be more surprising:

Aliens Land On White House Lawn, Grill Asparagus, Then Poop and Fly Off

Your move...

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, it’s a very exclusive fraternity, with a helluva initiation/hazing, but he passed.

[i_dont_chat]

I’m old, and I thought — maybe “threw the puppy” was slang for something naughty.

But I guess he REALLY DID throw a puppy. . . . wierd.

[kbennkc]

Throwing a puppy? I hope the Hecks Angels give this guy a chain whipping . (I didn’t want to type: H , e , double hockey sticks )

[hsalaw]

he did drop his pants

It's really hard to see the message here: throw a puppy, drop your pants. What's the frequency, Ken?

[tumblindice]

“making his getaway”

Hun on the run/

[pappyone]

“...threw the puppy, and then fled.”

That’ll teach ‘em.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Moral.....

Never bring a puppy to a Hell’s Angel Biker fight!

[Lockbar]

After I drop my pants, what ever I do after that I don’t refer to as “throwing a puppy”. Its usually called “burning a mule”.

[bigbob]

Maybe someone told him to throw POOPY, and he misunderstood?