[EGPWS]

Too much salt, too much meat, too much oil, too much work, too much leisure, too much drinking, too much sun, too much water, too much sleep, too much insomnia, too much carbon, too much sex, too much freedom......

[Haiku Guy]

And waaaaaay too many guns...

[OneWingedShark]

BATFE — “Taxing & Reguulating everything ‘fun’ in life.”

[Parmy]

The members of the CDC don’t breathe enough air so their brains are starved for an adequate oxygen supply. That is why all of their announcements are half-thought out and half-baked.

[bootless]

Had to get some popcorn with extra butter to read this thread...

[Blood of Tyrants]

The Rats are trying to relieve you of all that destructive “freedom”. Don’t worry, your chains will be custom made and you’ll hardly even notice them after awhile.

[CapnJack]

"...too much sex..."

Where ever that is Beavis, we're there Dude!