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Yep. I believe it.
1 posted on 06/23/2010 11:38:17 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana

Gore’s always been a little knotty. Probably very knotty when pining for a massage.


45 posted on 06/24/2010 2:33:22 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Oh how HORRID!!!


50 posted on 06/24/2010 2:52:03 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night [with Al Gore], including her black pants with stains on them.

Minwax, pitch or maple syrup?

51 posted on 06/24/2010 2:53:55 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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She said she was intimidated by his physical size, calling him "rotund," described his "violent temper, dictatorial, commanding attitude" -- what she termed a contrast from his "Mr. Smiley global-warming concern persona."

There is nothing to add...

52 posted on 06/24/2010 2:54:59 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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The details are written from the Onion: A rotund, crazed sex poodle put off of his rape conquest by a box of chocolates who thinks his delusional "Dear Mr. President" song is seduction music, and who is finally repulsed by being told to "get off, you big lummox!"

And yet, just looking at him, you know it's true...


53 posted on 06/24/2010 2:56:04 AM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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I think I’m going to hurl.


59 posted on 06/24/2010 3:25:23 AM PDT by A2J (Buck Religion)
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Oh shut up! It wasn't that bad!

61 posted on 06/24/2010 3:42:04 AM PDT by Hillbillary (I know how to deal with Communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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She also said Gore had finished a beer and opened a bottle of Grand Marnier while she was in the room.

I have to go throw up.

62 posted on 06/24/2010 3:42:31 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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Yuck!


63 posted on 06/24/2010 3:44:08 AM PDT by Mad Dawg ("Be kind to everyone you meet, for every person is fighting a great battle" -- St. Ephraim)
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Imagine if wherever AlGore showed up to give a speech or do his shyster carbon shakedowns he was greeted with signs saying:

“Get Off Me You Big Lummox”!

or “Al Gore = Big Lummox”


65 posted on 06/24/2010 3:51:08 AM PDT by rod1
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How many other women will come forward? This is not an isolated event.


67 posted on 06/24/2010 3:54:56 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Communism has arrived in Washington)
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No-one does it as well as Slick Willie, though. He’ll always be the champion philanderer.


70 posted on 06/24/2010 4:04:46 AM PDT by Oceander (The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance -- Thos. Jefferson)
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Who goes to a hotel room at 10:30 at night and does not expect some sort of “situation”?


71 posted on 06/24/2010 4:13:59 AM PDT by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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Grope a dope?


74 posted on 06/24/2010 4:27:16 AM PDT by earlJam
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No matter what area of his life you look at, you’ll discover that Al Gore is just plain creepy.


75 posted on 06/24/2010 4:28:17 AM PDT by Forty-Niner (The by product of the Information Age is the acceptance as fact of uninformed opinion)
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Al the Lummox should’ve gone with the hotel TV porn. It’s cheaper and from what I understand, the movie titles don’t appear on the hotel bill.


76 posted on 06/24/2010 4:29:20 AM PDT by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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What a dumb-ass, Most politions know you don’t look up Massage in the hotel Yellow Pages, you look up the worn, tattered & sticky Escorts pages.


77 posted on 06/24/2010 4:31:12 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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She called him a "crazed sex poodle" and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her.

Mark Garber, the Tribune's editor-in-chief, said the woman was not willing to talk on the record or press charges and the paper considered the time lapse between the incident and when the paper received the police report. "In the end, we decided not to proceed with a story that we could not document," Garber said.

Anyone want to Lexis-Nexus their response to Lewinsky, John Edwards, or the 1980 October Surprise with Bush '41...?

Cheers!

78 posted on 06/24/2010 4:36:37 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Can anyone photoshop AlGore's head onto a poodle?

Cheers!

79 posted on 06/24/2010 4:39:29 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Crazed hot manbearpoodle lust ping.


81 posted on 06/24/2010 4:54:59 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (STOP the Tyrananny State.)
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