[mono]

Sorry if I offended you. You obviously are not aware of the sexual practices considered normal and healthy among most consenting adults in the country today. As Casey Stengel, the old baseball manager said, you can look it up.

[Antoninus]

You obviously are not aware of the sexual practices considered normal and healthy among most consenting adults in the country today.

Anal and oral masturbation are neither normal nor healthy. And to admit that one engages in such acts with his wife on a public forum is about as classless and scummy as I can imagine.

I'm not offended. I feel sorry for you.