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To: cripplecreek

I change the rate the earth spins with just a liter of bourbon.

5 posted on 06/18/2010 7:07:09 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)

To: dblshot

I change the rate the earth spins with just a liter of bourbon

I do it with a pot of spicy chili and a 12 pack of beer.

16 posted on 06/18/2010 7:12:59 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)

To: dblshot

"I change the rate the earth spins with just a liter of bourbon."

That is a verifiable scientific truth as I have been able to conduct that same experiment and replicate your results.

21 posted on 06/18/2010 7:19:11 AM PDT by hometoroost (Proverbs 8:36 - All those who hate me love death.)

To: dblshot

I change the rate the earth spins with just a liter of bourbon.

and can slow that spinning just by placing one foot on the floor :)

23 posted on 06/18/2010 7:21:03 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The real death threat is their legislation" Rush Limbaugh, 3/25/10)

To: dblshot

I change the rate the earth spins with just a liter of bourbon.

That reminds of a joke.

Q. How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

31 posted on 06/18/2010 7:31:38 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Progressivism, Socialism, Marxism, Communism - it's all shades of black.)

To: dblshot

a liter of bourbon.
A liter? What are you, a commie? ;-)

72 posted on 06/18/2010 10:15:40 AM PDT by SoothingDave

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