[tired_old_conservative]

Time to separate the true keepers of the flame on Obama’s crimes from the pretenders. Here is a test of crucial knowledge that all “in the know” should have:

1. The plantain is believed to have originated in:

(a) Inspector Smith's back yard;
(b) Stanley Anne Dunham’s garden;
(c) Southeast Asia,
(d) Vancouver, or
(e) Plantains don't actually exist; it's part of the conspiracy.

2. The major difference between a plantain and a banana is:

(a) Bananas have never been major players in an international conspiracy to subvert the United States;
(b) No one in Kenya has ever heard of a banana;
(c) Plantains tend to be firmer and lower in sugar content;
(d) Plantains are actually bananas using a fake Certification of Live Birth.

3. Plantain leaves:

(a) Are what Obama’s COLB was printed on;
(b) Conspired to foil Inspector Smith's heroic discovery efforts in Kenya;
(c) Are used as simple plates in certain Asian cultures;
(d) Know the secret location of Obama’s long-form birth certificate.

If you selected any answers other than 1c,2c and 3c, Congratulations! You are “in the know.”

[InspectorSmith]

I reviewed you posting history. You are a troll that signed up in Oct 2009. All you do here is follow birther threads a insult people on those threads and or run at mouth with anti-bither vernacular.

Find a life.

[theviking711]

I ask again the same questions I have asked before and have never gotten a reply.

How can you not ask the questions of BHO that you demand from Lucas? Why do you show no concern for the Constitution of the United States? How can you believe BHO but want to destroy everyone who wants to know if the pres is a Constitutional prez instead of an illegal usurper?

Exhibit A... you have a colb that several experts have declared is a fraud...nothing more

Exhibit B...You have so many documents, school records, adoption records, family witnesses, Parliment statements, Constitutional laws, a foreign birth certificate, bho’s own words, and more.

Yet you continue to believe the one item that has been declared fraudulent. You attack the items that no one has been able to bunk.

You attack Lucas for his background but give a pass to bho who admitted to doing worse but was not arrested for it.

[El Sordo]

I understand that fried plantains are pretty good.

I may have to try that this weekend when I get back from Kenya.

Proof that I am there?

I see lions. And they’re only in Kenya.

I see tigers. And they’re only in Kenya.

I submit: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kenya