[Drew68]

Kidney?

In addition to pimping bogus Kenyan birth certificates, Lucas Smith also tried his hand at a kidney-selling scam.

Good morning, Oswego County: 01/16/2008

Yeah, he's a real stand-up guy.

[tired_old_conservative]

He was called away on his urgent Kenyan mission to verify the existence of plantains. Before Inspector Smith’s brave venture, plantains were the stuff of myth and legend. You know, like unicorns and lame fake birth certificates.

[tired_old_conservative]

Time to separate the true keepers of the flame on Obama’s crimes from the pretenders. Here is a test of crucial knowledge that all “in the know” should have:

1. The plantain is believed to have originated in:

(a) Inspector Smith's back yard;
(b) Stanley Anne Dunham’s garden;
(c) Southeast Asia,
(d) Vancouver, or
(e) Plantains don't actually exist; it's part of the conspiracy.

2. The major difference between a plantain and a banana is:

(a) Bananas have never been major players in an international conspiracy to subvert the United States;
(b) No one in Kenya has ever heard of a banana;
(c) Plantains tend to be firmer and lower in sugar content;
(d) Plantains are actually bananas using a fake Certification of Live Birth.

3. Plantain leaves:

(a) Are what Obama’s COLB was printed on;
(b) Conspired to foil Inspector Smith's heroic discovery efforts in Kenya;
(c) Are used as simple plates in certain Asian cultures;
(d) Know the secret location of Obama’s long-form birth certificate.

If you selected any answers other than 1c,2c and 3c, Congratulations! You are “in the know.”