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Good thought, but irradiating a gigantic oil reservoir isn't irresponsible enough.

We need to find some way to make the oil leak self-replicating. And are 300-ft high Cloverfield monsters out of the question?

Good luck to BP with the bottom kill.

[null and void]

Yeah, well, when an 18” diameter pipe isn’t a big enough leak, blast a quarter mile wide crater!