[The Comedian]

Well, I retired from the federal government last month and am now working for a large multinational corporation. My federal pension is a nice income supplement, I will admit.

Unless that's a military pension, you're a parasite.

And if I have anything to do with it, you'll be destitute within a year, and I'm hoping you'll have to sell your organs to repay the Americans you've sucked dry for these many years.

But that's just me. Some other people are *really* pissed off.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Lurker]

I wrote my response before reading yours. I like yours better.

[April Lexington]

Some other people are *really* pissed off.

Count me in. Bastard is draining our treasury and laughing about it...

[stephenjohnbanker]

;-)

[Poundstone]

“Unless that’s a military pension, you’re a parasite.

And if I have anything to do with it, you’ll be destitute within a year, and I’m hoping you’ll have to sell your organs to repay the Americans you’ve sucked dry for these many years.”

For your information, I was in Afghanistan for most of last year — as a federal civilian employee. A VBIED blew up within 100 meters of my hooch, throwing me on the floor.

Also, I’m already an organ donor — donated a kidney years ago.

You may now crawl back into your corner!