U.S. woman striving to be world's heaviest

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[DemonDeac]

"OLD BRIDGE, New Jersey (Reuters) – A New Jersey woman is waging a campaign to become the world's heaviest living woman, admitting that she is as hungry for attention as she is for calorie-rich food. Donna Simpson, 42, weighs more than 600 pounds (272 kg) and aims to reach 1,000 pounds (455 kg). The mother of two children, ages 3 and 14, models on a website called supersizedbombshells.com, where admirers and the curious can pay to watch videos of her eating greasy foods or walking to the car."

"Simpson said she has received a book offer and wants her own reality show, partly to give plus-size women more confidence. She wears size XXXXXL clothing, which she buys mostly online, and calls herself a member of the "fat acceptance community."

"The bigger your butt is, the bigger belly you have, the sexier you are," Simpson said, lounging on the couch of her suburban home 40 miles (64 km) south of New York."

"Simpson spends as much as $750 a week on groceries, suffers from Type 2 diabetes and struggles with basic tasks such as cooking and taking a shower."

[Signalman]

I think I saw this woman at a local Walmart the other day. Actually, it was hard to tell.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Buh bye, Fatso!

[Lazamataz]

MUST HIT THAT

[txmissy]

That is just all kinds of wrong.

[Responsibility2nd]

What say you, Laz?

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I suspect Laz is getting his supplies ready: A case of energy drinks, map, compass, Crisco, flour, Vitamin B-12, and other necessities.

Hitting that is no easy task.

[Kharis13]

When I see very heavy people I always feel sorry for them because regardless of what they say I know they feel like crap.
Absolutely spot on, Brytlea. I'm always amazed at TV shows like THE BIGGEST LOSER, that help with the weight loss but not with the underlying cause. Break the psychological hold food has on many people and then true weight loss can begin.

[Lazamataz]

And GPS.

And rope.

And pitons.

[The Comedian]

This is too much...too much.

Gotta cleanse the pallet.

Front, side, and back:

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Constitution Day]

I suspect Laz is getting his supplies ready: A case of energy drinks, map, compass, Crisco, flour, Vitamin B-12, and other necessities.

Hitting that is no easy task.

Don't forget a 2 x 4, a length of mountain climbing rope, carabiners and a spelunking helmet!

[Constitution Day]

Exactly.

[Constitution Day]

Thank you, good sir!

[brytlea]

Isn’t it unfortunate that food tastes so good? I’m on a medication that makes everything taste like dirty sox and metal. Makes it a lot easier to lose weight. Well, that and nausea. A winning combination! Not that much fun tho. ;)

[GonzoGOP]

Hey lady, here's a hint. If you see a bunch of Japanese guys hanging around with harpoons, make sure they know you are just a big, fat, lazy human, not a krill snarfing sea mammal.

[eXe]

“Ah the Euros are going to have a field day with this one. This brings the concept of stupid, fat, ugly American to a new level.”

Which is probably why this story has been run 3 times in the last 6 months by our America hating media. Well that and so someone can start calling for “food police” now that our tax dollars pay for everyone else’s health care under obama care

[Trillian]

What a fine example for two young children /s

[JoeProBono]

[ErnBatavia]

Diceman pickup line while hogging: "I got fudge!!"

[Oldpuppymax]

Once again proving that a black male will hit ANYTHING, as long as it’s white.

[Constitution Day]

LOLOLOL

[wally_bert]

Reminds me of my ex-boss.