Boston toilets may become eateries

UPI ^ | June 7, 2010

[ConservativeStatement]

BOSTON, June 7 (UPI) -- Some Boston officials say they want to convert two former public toilet facilities into upscale outdoor eating establishments.

The idea of converting the aging gothic-style "Pink Palace" at Boston Commons and a grungy closed-up restroom called the Duck House in the Back Bay Fens neighborhood will be presented to lawmakers at a Statehouse meeting Tuesday by the city's Parks and Recreation Commission staff, the Boston Herald reports.

[ConservativeStatement]

The jokes are endless.

[DJ Frisat]

When this happens, the food will begin to taste like sh*t!

[K-oneTexas]

That would up the employment of folks for a short time ... the cleaning crews to make them restaurant level clean.

Well then again, some restaurants I’ve seen ... never mind.

[ConservativeStatement]

Where do customers relieve themselves? In the kitchen?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

It’s got to be Chinese. I’ll take the pu-pu platter. Or Mexican, with the sheet cake.

[sbMKE]

Where will Barney Frank conduct “constituent meetings?”

[RichInOC]

“Waiter!...”

[SIDENET]

Will patrons have to tap their feet to get service?

(sorry)

[upstanding]

Boston toilet... sort of redundant, isn’t it?

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Boston toilets may become eateries"

I thought gays already treated them as such.

[edpc]

They can always just name the place The Tea Room and he won't be confused.

See Urban Dictionary for definition.

[Perdogg]

There is a restaurant like this in Taiwan. The customers sit on toilets and eat from Bed pans.

[OB1kNOb]

Crap House Cafe ?

[garyhope]

My ex wife or mother in law can cook for and run the place.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Isn’t that what we did in the 2008 election, only they didn’t clean out the bedpans...

[doorgunner69]

Damn, click on the thread to post just that, and already too late..............you guys are quick!

[GOPsterinMA]

O U C H ! ! !

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[GOPsterinMA]

O U C H ! ! !

[afraidfortherepublic]

This sounds as appetizing as the eatery where we dined in Bath England a dozen years ago. It was named “Toxique” and specialized in “Poisson” (fish in French) and was built under the street in the remains of a Roman sewer, complete with stone arches. It was was painted a bilious chartreuse inside. The Bill of fare was very expensive and we would have enjoyed it if they had only served us quicker and we didn’t have time to study the details of the decor! LOL