MISSING NAVAL UNDERWATER VEHICLE
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Posted on 06/08/2010 4:46:07 AM PDT by Jonah Hex
Three engineers are sitting in a car at the top of a bif hill. As they roll downward, the brakes fail, the engine cuts out, and the car careens faster and faster, until the wheels literally fall off. The car simply disintegrates around them.
At the bottom of the hill, surrounded by the wreckage of the car, the mechanical engineer says “I think I can redesign the braking and steering systems to make such an extreme breakdown very unlikely to happen again.”
The civil engineer nods, and says “I can redesign the hill itself to prevent such a recurrence.”
The software engineer says “Let’s put the car back together and push it back to the top to see if it happens again!”
I are an engineer, two! ;-P
There is no ALLNAV list. Possible job opportunity there.
Wall-E?
Probably an o-ring failure when they were prepped. I’m sure the QA for those vehicles will have his paperwork scrutinized.
I bet someone rigged them to deliberately go inactive and follow a preset course to a certain position and wait for their new owners to come buy to finalize the deal.
Its either the Chinese, the Russians or possibly another country yet that wants a technical “jump” upon American superiority.
MISSING NAVAL UNDERWATER VEHICLE
Have you seen me?
Call: (757) 443-9821 Reward....
Perhaps they should try putting their pics on milk cartons.............
The dreaded “Hampton Roads Triangle” strikes again...
Virginia PilotOnline, 10 June 2010
Explosive Ordnance Disposal Unit 1 from San Diego was operating 13 UUVs on Sunday around Thimble Shoals Channel as part of a military exercise when it lost communication with four of the devices.
Each vehicle, called a REMUS Mark 18, is 5 feet long, weighs 80 pounds and looks like a torpedo. They are mostly black with bright orange rubber pieces.
Together, the four UUVs cost about $1 million, said Lt. Cmdr. John Schilling, executive officer of the unit.
Self-propelled and equipped with a camera and side-scanning sonar, the UUV searches for mines and sends sonar snippets back to a computer for analysis. If contact is lost, it cannot transmit its location.
Schilling said the four missing devices were operating together near the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel when they stopped transmitting data.
"Sometimes glitches occur and you lose assets," Schilling said.
The Navy has been searching for the missing equipment - which is not hazardous, Schilling said. Navy dolphins taking part in the exercise were put on the case, and teams in small boats and helicopters have been searching.
Even if the search ends without success, there's a chance the vehicles will turn up.
"They tend to rise to the surface and wash ashore," Schilling said.
Kate Wiltrout, (757) 446-2629, kate.wiltrout@pilotonline.com
(I hate it when you lose your assets.)
“I bet someone rigged them to deliberately go inactive and follow a preset course to a certain position...”
BINGO!!!And someone else understands that ...which is why the mickey-mouse “have you seen my submarine” posters in the neighborhood....
Navy can’t find its assets.......................
Thanks for the update
Thanks for the update.
Although I suppose that's better than having Obama kick your assets...
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