[YankeeReb]

Was it only 1/2 a century? I thought she was covering the Lincoln assassination as a cub-reporter.

[Viking2002]

She was with George at Valley Forge.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Hunton Peck]

No, that was Julius Casar’s assassination. “Half-century” was clearly a typo that was supposed to refer to the pint-sized Centurion she was dating at the time.

[untwist]

Be kind. Why I happen to know she had barely offered herself as one of 72 luscious, camel-faced virgin wildebeests to Al-Zarqawi’s great, great, great, great grandmule just 23 years before her award winning coverage of the McKinley assassination.

[melancholy]

Was it only 1/2 a century? I thought she was covering the Lincoln assassination as a cub-reporter.

Nope, that was King Tut.