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With Helen Thomas, Ugliness Is Not Just Skin-Deep!
borderfirereport ^ | June 5 2010 | John Lillpop

Posted on 06/05/2010 2:52:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper

Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love.

Provided said mother happened to be a blind and deaf liberal, that is.

Thomas has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. In the 50 years prior to that, she was Herman Munster on The Munsters, a role for which she was uniquely qualified because she required absolutely no make up.

As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, one can see years of wear and tear played out on Thomas' haggard face.

However, those who thought that Helen Thomas was just another ugly face were shocked to learn that besides all those hideous wrinkles, pox marks, scars and other flaws that one would normally find on the remains of a successful suicide bomber, there is a truly ugly spirit.

Mind you, thinking people have known for years that this so-called journalist is a mean-spirited, hateful and biased leftist, completely unsullied by even the slightest trace of objectivity or integrity in her writings and verbal harangues.

Add “Anti-Semitic hag” to the mix of phrases used to describe this really pathetic fool. In her latest gig, Thomas wants the Jews of Israel to get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland.

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KEYWORDS: helen; thomas; ugly
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Satire by John Lillpop
1 posted on 06/05/2010 2:52:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Ugly to the corps.


2 posted on 06/05/2010 2:55:23 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Thomas’ haggard face

I thought she was walking on her hands.


3 posted on 06/05/2010 2:56:00 PM PDT by bikerman (Obama lied pelicans died)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

The outside really does reflect the ugliness on the inside given enough time.


4 posted on 06/05/2010 2:56:03 PM PDT by highlander_UW (Education is too important to leave in the hands of the government.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

This was her Mel Gibson moment.


5 posted on 06/05/2010 2:56:43 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Berlin_Freeper

So does she feel the same way about Mexicans invading Arizona?


6 posted on 06/05/2010 3:00:26 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQcQdWBqt14


7 posted on 06/05/2010 3:02:07 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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To: Berlin_Freeper
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8 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:21 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (No Romney,No Mark Kirk (Illinois), not now, not ever!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love.

Is her mothers name Rosemary by any chance?

9 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:52 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Whoa - I wish Lillpop would tell us how he *really* feels. ;)

Good piece; I really enjoyed it.


10 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:55 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: LeoWindhorse

I dream about this creature. I think they're called NIGHTMARES.

11 posted on 06/05/2010 3:03:58 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: historyrepeatz

12 posted on 06/05/2010 3:04:49 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: smokingfrog
Ugly to the corps.

ROTFLMAO!

13 posted on 06/05/2010 3:04:56 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Is Thomas a muslim or something else?


14 posted on 06/05/2010 3:05:11 PM PDT by Ken522
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Satire? What is there about this that isn’t factual, other than the charge that she played Herman Munster?


15 posted on 06/05/2010 3:05:16 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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” Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love. “

I’ll wager her mother didn’t love her ;-)


16 posted on 06/05/2010 3:07:35 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: Ken522

Supposedly Lebanese Christian.


17 posted on 06/05/2010 3:08:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: Ken522

Parents from Lebanon, but not sure if Lebanese.


18 posted on 06/05/2010 3:10:01 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Grandpa Munster now.


19 posted on 06/05/2010 3:10:09 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: Cicero

She’s kreepy and she’s kooky,
Mysterious and spooky.

Oh wait, that’s the Adams Family...


20 posted on 06/05/2010 3:10:24 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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