would think she's ugly, even for Troll.
Posted on 06/04/2010 9:25:10 PM PDT by doug from upland
Bringing back this much deserved mocking of Helen Thomas. Turn up the speakers and sing along.
HELEN THOMAS IS MY CALENDAR TROLL
Pretty good, Doug. I’m gonna go back and click on Hillary is a Monster.
Please tell Helen to haunt a lonely backwoods bridge...
Grandpa Munster??
Its all going down the drain!
LOLOL!
Should have told him if you get stuck in a Youtube loop and not make it back here by morning, it’s all his fault.
Yeah, yeah ... deep down in your soul
You really gotta love my calendar troll
Every day ... every day ... of the year *
* Hillary agrees with your lyrics
Hell-en Thomas is sooooo ugly,
Ted Danson wouldn’t date her!
She spent 12 hours at the beauty parlor, just for the estimate!
She’s been banned from the NHL for life!
She made an onion cry!
She turned Medusa to stone!
They filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!
It looks like she’s been bobbing for french fries!
Her shadow quit!
She’d scare the monster out of Loch Ness!
She can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it!
She practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
They put her face on a poster for abstinence!
Even Bill Clinton wouldn’t sleep with her!
She gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares!
If she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away!
When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!
When she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows!
As the late, great Sam Cooke would say,
..instead of being my deliverance/She had a strange resemblance/To a cat named Frankenstein...
Proof that beaty ay only be skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone. The perfect weight loss solution, her picture on my refrigerator.
Oh, and another thing, memo to the WH press corpse, the Chrysler building called, they want their gargoyle back!
Hello, my friend. I’m still on the West Coast working 18 hours a day to survive the Obamaconomy. It is worse than most people will acknowledge.
Here is my love song to Hillary — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exAPicjuHm8
Doug, good to “see”you, my FRiend.
Hope all is well.
Great to here from you, exit. Wish I had more time to be here but I am consumed with work and surviving this depression created by those who hate America.
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