Obama and the Gulf Oil Leak

Neoavatara ^ | June 5, 2010 | Neoavatara

[Neoavatara]

Obama's failure in the gulf oil crisis grows daily...Kudos to Kevin Kristy at PolitiPage, who has done a beautiful job illustrating exactly what President has been doing since the time of th oil rig explosion through the last holiday weekend.

[grey_whiskers]

Come 'n listen to my story of a man named Barack
poor Kenyan kid spent the country into hock
And then one day while he was fundraisin', dude
well up from the Gulf came a bubblin' crude
(oil, that is. Pollutant, for SUVs)
Well the first thing you know, the folks began to stare
His pollsters said, "Barack! Stay away from there!"
They said to Chicago is the place that you should ride
so he got on Air Force One and he flew on up to Hyde
(Park, that is. Ex-terrorists, hate preachers.)

(The Washington Home-boys)

Cheers!

[Secret Agent Man]

LEt’s be clear.

He wants this to continue.

He wants $8/gallon gas.

He wants businesses, big and small, hurt.

He wants to get back at Jindal.

He knew it would take months and was told so at the beginning.

He wants all of this to happen. Another way to keep the hatred deflected off him and onto - gasp - big oil.

If the government and econuts hadn’t run us off land into the middle of the gulf we wouldn’t have a spill that was so difficult to contain.

[Free Vulcan]

- Seven days of golf
- Six days of vacation
- Five gazillion barrels of gushing oil!
- Four commemorations
- Three days of fundraising
- Two days of media events

And a dead partridge on a oil soaked beach!

[Recovering_Democrat]

Well, SAM, his cunning plot ain’t working—’cause Hussein in the Membrane is failin’. And America sees it.

[gulfcoast6]

ALRIGHT! PUT THIS TO A TUNE AND MAKE A FORTUNE.....