Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 06/04/2010 2:40:31 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
EAST FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Police say two pallets loaded with bottles of vodka sauce have fallen onto a worker at a New York packing plant, killing her.
Suffolk County homicide detectives are investigating the death of Yolanda Gonzalez at L&S Packing in East Farmingdale, about 25 miles east of New York City.
Police say the Lake Ronkonkoma (ron-KONK'-uh-muh) woman was labeling canned tomatoes Tuesday evening when the nearby pallets toppled over.
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here ya go ping
Vodka plastered Yolanda Gonzalez.
She didn’t hit the sauce, the sauce hit her.
Tin cup over a$$.
It’s a good thing my ex never knew that you can put vodka in spaghetti sauce.
There was the distillery worker's wife who got the call from the Johnnie Walker distillery at five o'clock that her husband had died at work. She immediately went down there and was met by the plant manager. She asked how this occurred.
The plant manager told her that he had fallen into the final product vat at noon and he had drowned.
She said, "At noon, why didn't you call me at the time?"
The manager answered, well he didn't drown until four thirty -- he got out six times to pee.
Immediately plant manangers blamed George Bush...
“Splendid! I love Italian food!”
(ron-KONK’-uh-muh)
Did AP really do that on purpose?
Yep. They did do that on purpose.
KONK!
I wonder what fine brand this warehouse was relabeling.
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