To: MinorityRepublican
I’ll just get it over with...
Soccer is for girly-men.
Soccer is boring.
Soccer is for Eurotrash.
Soccer isn’t an American sport.
Real men play football...and football isn’t soccer.
Nobody cares if America plays in the Soccer World Series Finals Super Bowl.
Did I miss any?
2 posted on
06/02/2010 8:53:25 PM PDT by
Dexter Morgan
(Everyone hides who they are.)
To: Dexter Morgan
Soccer is fun. You should try it.
Unless you are playing Australia Rules Football all sports are for girly-men
To: Dexter Morgan
Real men play football, but they still dance around the end zone like ballerinas and act like dips#its off the field.
7 posted on
06/02/2010 9:10:23 PM PDT by
TheZMan
(Just secede and get it over with. No love lost on either side. Cya.)
To: Dexter Morgan
Can you run with them? Up to 10 miles in a game for some of them? If you call that ‘girlie man’ what does that make you?
To: Dexter Morgan
Soccer is for girly-men.Yeah, I'd like to see someone try to say that to Tim Howard.
9 posted on
06/02/2010 9:12:34 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Dexter Morgan
looks like you got them all. :)
Doesn't matter, though, because:
Nobody cares if America plays in the Soccer World Series Finals Super Bowl :)
10 posted on
06/02/2010 9:12:43 PM PDT by
TonyInOhio
( Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.)
To: Dexter Morgan
I love soccer, best sport ever, hoping for a fun cup.
If someone doesn’t like it, that is their choice, I feel the same way about car racing, incredibly boring and stupid, but have no problem with those that like it.
Now, we just got to beat the snot out of England.
13 posted on
06/02/2010 9:13:41 PM PDT by
Pulpo
To: Dexter Morgan
You’ll have to add something about penalty shootouts when the knockout stage starts. Also look for plenty of comments about the “vuvuzelas” (those annoying plastic horns...looks like they’re going to be selling/giving them away at the games, unfortunately.)
To: Dexter Morgan
And of course, the other reason to watch the World Cup:
20 posted on
06/02/2010 9:27:58 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Dexter Morgan
I like soccer, especially when it’s played with ice, skates sticks and fights. Lucky for me, they already invented hockey.
24 posted on
06/02/2010 9:30:46 PM PDT by
NorthStarStateConservative
(I'm just another disabled naturalized minority vegan pro life conservative.)
To: Dexter Morgan
You forgot that the typical game is a 0-0 tie with the winner randomly chosen by penalty kicks.
29 posted on
06/02/2010 10:02:29 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
To: Dexter Morgan
You forgot the obligatory pic
30 posted on
06/02/2010 10:05:12 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Dexter Morgan
Whenever I read anti-soccer rants like yours, I always picture the author as an overweight, sloppy, balding man with glasses who couldn’t climb a flight of stairs without becoming winded. Is that an accurate description of you?
32 posted on
06/02/2010 10:21:04 PM PDT by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: Dexter Morgan
Did I miss any?
Lawn Fairies.....
43 posted on
06/03/2010 8:26:21 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Peanut butter was just peanut butter until I found Free Republic.........)
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