[pnh102]

Wait a second. This cannot be possible. Aren’t guns illegal in the UK?

[mikelets456]

Good thing the government is huge in the UK and they made guns illegal... for your protection, of course.

[vaudine]

But...but....but....the UK took away all the guns years ago to make the country safe!..?..?

vaudine

[GeronL]

Unpossible.

[cardinal4]

impossible- guns are illegal in Britain..

[Old Sarge]

At least they mentioned the fact that it was a gunMAN, and not a gun, that killed them...

[BitWielder1]

People who live nearby were being urged to stay indoors for their own protection.

... in case bullets are still buzzing around like angry bees hours after the incident.

[Cyber Ninja]

Curse me for the gallows humor, but this reads like a Python bit.

Ms Pears said Mr Bird had been a taxi driver for 23 years and was a "real nice man".

Sue Matthews, a telephonist at A2B Taxis in Whitehaven, said the gunman lived alone, adding that he was a "quiet fellow".

Whitehaven????

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

My husband’s family is from there. Did they mention a motive for him going postal?

[Oldpuppymax]

Another law abiding, hard working individual, driven to crime by a GUN!!! Where is Shortshanks when you need him. After all, there IS no crime in Chicago.

[BerserkPatriot]

Now now folks, let’s be compassionate to the Neo-Socialist progressives on the Left – after all they are the smartest and most caring of anyone in the history of the universe.

With this “Unpossible” (thank you GeronL) event taking place, our ‘Friends’ on the left will be throughly confused as to how this could happen.

Make it your mission today to hug and throughly explain to them that their Moronic ideas (only saying that in a nice way) aren’t worth the power to blow them to hades.

And try to reason with them and make them see the logic in the situation.
(Yes, yes, asking the impossible, there)

Who knows, it might just make them feel better and less confused in their Moronic (only saying that in a nice way) world view.