Posted on 05/25/2010 8:29:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Walt Williams subs pings
I am actually very interested in what Williams has to say about Rand Paul.
WOOT! He’s one of the Two subs I listen to! Him and the great Mark Steyn!
RIP Mrs Williams. You are missed
Perhaps some of us will hang around today.
Walter Williams and Mark Steyn are the only guest hosts worth two sh!ts. I love Dr. Williams.
No one ever cleared a sidewalk of snow like she could.
Such a wonderful Lady
I completely agree.
I’m out if there’s going to be an in depth Paul discussion.
Williams is way better than Mark Davis
He’s black by popular demand.
A fungus is better than Davis
His love for her was unrivaled. He gently joked about the way he treated her, but you could tell he loved her so dearly.
I hurt for him when I found out. Mr. Williams is like that wonderful uncle you would like to always be around.
You made me almost choke on my sandwich. I heard she also washed his car very well.
He might mention Paul, but I suspect that WEW will have more important matters on his mind.
Davis: RINO humper
Wah, too bad it’s not Mark Steyn. Sorry, I’m not a Williams fan, but he beats Jason Lewis by far. After Lewis bashed Pain, I don’t think he’s been on again. Good riddance.
Mark is too liberal and approaches being annoying. Not Hannity or Levin annoying, though.
Rush, Walter, and Mark Steyn are simply the best personalities on radio anymore.
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