Woman broke law for bigger breasts, authorities say

South Florida Sun Sentinel ^ | May 24, 2010 | Jon Burstein

[ConservativeStatement]

A Tamarac woman wanted bigger breasts and thinner arms so badly authorities say she was willing to break the law to get them.

Shatarka Nuby, 29, faces a credit card fraud charge after the U.S. Postal Service says she and an accomplice committed fraud so she could have more than $9,000 of cosmetic surgery. The accomplice posed as Nuby's cousin and paid for the surgery using a stolen identity, court records show.

[6SJ7]

No pics?

Now I bet you wish you didn't ask! ;-)

[paul51]

they don’t make em big enough to help this

[Political Junkie Too]

Tamarac just isn't what it used to be when it was retirees at the Mainlands.

-PJ

[Nik Naym]

There is a law for bigger breasts? (!)

[badad]

She should go to jail simply for having and using that name, almost as bad as Terdell

[ThunderSleeps]

Man, with a face like that and the cheap fake hair... She’s going to need big breasts just to get a guy to talk to her.

[irishtenor]

No, her PARENT(s) should go to jail for that!

[Noob1999]

...........Shatarka???.......

No, I be Skanktabooblissa!

[Psalm 144]

Sometimes a burka makes sense.

[Richard Kimball]

Yep, if shed gotten everything done she wanted to get done, she might have moved into the league of being a butterface.

[gogeo]

Did she really figure that bigger boobs were gonna fix all that?

Like another poster said on a...ahem...similar thread, she was just trying to employ the magician's trick of misdirection.

[Impy]

I’ll have some of that chocolate.

I’d put it in a blender before I’d get within 10 feet of Kagan.