Golfer Tiger Woods' withdrawal blamed on 'bulging d***'

the australian ^ | 5/10/10 | staff

[Nachum]

AN anchor on America's Golf Channel made an embarrassing slip when referring to Tiger Woods' withdrawal from The Players Championship in Florida yesterday.

Woods, who was playing in his third tournament since returning from his self-imposed sex scandal exile that lasted nearly five months, blamed a bulging disk in his upper back for his decision to pull out of the $9.5 million tournament.

But while reporting on the withdrawal of Woods, the female anchor instead blamed a "bulging d**k."

[twister881]

Didn't see the infidelity thing coming, but probably should have, given his lifestyle and associates. Thought it would be injury that prevented him from breaking Nicklaus’ majors record. No doubt in my mind that knee, Achilles, and lumbar injuries are related to too much muscle on too small a frame — he figured a way to mask HGH use (and perhaps that of other PEDs) from testing.

[Dante3]

I did not see the boy heckling him mentioned in the news. Two news programs only mentioned a man removed from the course for “heckling golfers.” Are stories mentioning Tiger Woods being heckled spiked on some networks?

[BJClinton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH7UotkO5eo

[Enterprise]

Many men have had problems with a bulging d**k. Sometimes, it has caused a lifetime of pain and expense. Don’t let a bulging d**k cause problems for you. Seek help at the first sign of trouble. Sometimes, it is just a matter of relieving the pressure or letting an expert manipulate the bulge and the area around it.

[thethirddegree]

Thank you!

[colorado tanker]

Interesting "twist" on what's going on with Tiger.

I can't figure out the nighclubbing thing since I've never been interested, but there must be a powerful attraction for a professional athlete, I would guess from the attention and women. We just had a Bronco starter arrested for taking a gun into a Texas nightclub. How stupid is that after the Plaxico Burress affair???

[thethirddegree]

I’ve known a number of people who have had disk problems lower in the back and I’ve seen mixed results from both treatment and surgery. This could be a big problem for Tiger.

I wish Tiger all the best in getting his bulge under control.

[Liberty Valance]

Ha!

[colorado tanker]

[Republic of Texas]

Maybe she knows something we don’t.

[thethirddegree]

O My!

[ClearBlueSky]

You know, I think Tiger is a phenom as a golfer, and I like to watch him destroy the competition. As a man he is an irresponsible fool. It may be that his lack of morals and judgment has ruined his golf game.
Bulging discs are painful- but it wasn’t golf that caused damage to his back if he has ‘stress’ problems there.
What kind of decision is it to choose balls that COST you money over (golf) balls that make you money?
If he’s self-destructing, he won’t be the first- or last- celebrity/athlete to do so.

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t let a bulging d**k cause problems for you. Seek help at the first sign of trouble.

Fully covered by 0bamaCare.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks a lot! You’re a great crowd! Don’t forget to tip the veal, and try your server!

[dusttoyou]

Greeks!

[Enterprise]

I was eating at a restaurant with my son. One of the items I ordered was a bran muffin. The waitress asked me - “Would you like some honey on your muffin?” It kind of hit me as funny and I almost laughed but I was nice and said no thanks, but still, she sensed that she might have made a mistake. I decided to take the muffin home, and she asked me if I wanted a box for my biscuit.

[dtrpscout]

Could Tiger’s situation be one of “Putterus Interruptus”?

[Clinging Bitterly]