Pretty original huh?
“Jack Bauer will be sitting down to enjoy a meal in his favorite Italian restaurant ...
Jack Bauer never eats. In 7 years of watching 24, I’ve never seen him eat even an M & M. I don’t think he sleeps either. Doesn’t need water, and thus never sweats. He doesn’t fish, watch TV, paint houses, bake bread, change the batteries in his cellphone or hunt ducks.
And he never runs out of ammo, just like the Lone Ranger who owned a 26 shooter or more.